Apparently when the Household CFO ordered pizza last night, he received the following greeting:
"Well, hello! Would you like your usual order? And just to let you know, you are Pizza Hut's #1 customer!"
Hmmm...this made me come to a conclusion: either a) I have truly misunderstood the meaning of the word "diet", or b) I am cooking far too infrequently....or possibly both. :)